Munchie Madness, the new iPhone app from SteveWare Labs, represents the bleeding edge of munchie procurement technology. Utilizing our breakthrough Hankering Algorithm, Munchie Madness instantly sifts through the entire accumulated knowledge of all mankind since the dawn of time to display the exact location of the best Cheeseburger, Pizza or Sandwich within the specified range of your current geographic location.
Granted, you could type a search term into 3 or 4 of your favorite search engines, comb through the results, read the reviews, find the addresses, flip a coin, and hope your burger doesn’t suck. Or, you could place the awesome power of Munchie Madness on your iPhone and breathe easy, secure in the knowledge that the ultimate in culinary satisfaction is only one click away. Furthermore, Munchie Madness doesn’t give you a frustrating list of 10 million choices. Let’s face it – no one likes to read. What people really want is for a small black box to tell them where to eat, and that’s what Munchie Madness delivers. When you click “Cheeseburger” you will only get one restaurant. The best one. The one you should go to. How do we know? Cause we’re freakin scientists, man.
Features
•“One-click” area search for awesome Cheeseburgers, Pizza or Sandwiches
•Built on our patented* Hankering Algorithm
•Map, routing and directions provided
•Configurable geo search radius
•Restaurant filtering. If you don’t like a particular chain or restaurant, you can remove it from the app.
•Chicks dig it.
•Guys will think you’re cool.
*Not patented in the sense that we actually went to the patent office and got a real patent. More like “patented” as in “that sounds cool and important.” There are no patents. Please don’t sue us.
Frequently Asked Questions
Should I fear such awesome technology?
No. Drink deep from the well of knowledge. Fear not the awesomeness, but revel in its…well…awesomeness.
Am I cool enough to posses one of the greatest technological marvels of the 21st century?
Of course you are. You deserve the best. Now click that Install button. Go on, click it.
About SteveWare Labs
When we’re not theorizing on particle physics with the boyz over at the Large Hadron Collider (we never are), or talkin’ Mars smack with the crew at NASA (don’t know anyone there), or bustin’ code with the Supreme Geeks in Silicon Valley (never happens), we are knee deep in our never ending quest to find the BEST freakin munchies on the planet. At SteveWare Labs the sheer weight and volume of our centralized brainpower threatens to tear the very fabric of space, so who could possibly be more qualified to find a good pizza?